If you are chasing the fairer sex
(the methods for which confuse and vex)
It’s best to be smart
Because it’s an art
And de minimis no curat lex !
If you are chasing a fairer face
(and you ain’t consumed by a spell or some mace)
Spending a heap
Mightn’t get you a peep
At what lies under the lingerie lace !
If you are chasing those come hither glances
And think that the bookies might fancy your chances
Perhaps being true
Is better for you
Than saying you are King of the Dances !